the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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