home. puking in laundry basket.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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