If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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