Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
