and she was petting her beer can
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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