Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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