yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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