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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I deserve this hangover.
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