This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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