I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm really busy with my period
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