I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
