i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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