Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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