but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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