i just google imaged poop.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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