If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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