I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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