The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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