and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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