anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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