I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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