we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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