Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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