How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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