break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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