How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My pussy is not your playground.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
They are going to name an STD after you.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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