Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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