It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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