Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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