before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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