Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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