Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
