I think I am morally bankrupt
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Never underestimate the power of titties
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
