is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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