matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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