gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
it's like heaven, but drunker
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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