stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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