2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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