You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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