Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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