i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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