She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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