Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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