bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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