only you would photoshop your dick
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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