I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
