that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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