I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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