You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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