is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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