I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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