shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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