The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
