Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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