we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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