so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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