Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
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