I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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