but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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