I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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